It's Cubs meets Caribbean at this kitschy Hawaiian hangout. Snag a table in front of the karaoke stage ((hopefuls croon every night of the week) and sample umbrella drinks made with freshly squeezed juice, Trader Todd's own Adventure Beer or pub grub with a tropical twist. If you see something you like among the eclectic clutter in this one-room bar, make bid. Everything -- including the Sailor Jerry memorabilia, tiki torches, Cubs gear and Hawaiian shirts -- is for sale. If you ever get tired of gray winter weather, stop in at sunset --the bar's big screen displays a live Key West sunset via web-cam every day.