How to watch TV at work (without getting fired)

Retro phone handset

Hooking up a phone to your headphone jack may prohibit listening in stereo, but it will keep others from bothering you. Pretend you're on an important conference call or dealing with a testy client. You'll be able to watch TV on your computer with the added whimsy of talking to yourself for increased realism. We've found that yelling any combination of "buy," "sell," "bear" or "bull" leaves people the most flummoxed and least likely to push the matter.