Top 10 weirdest Christmas albums

You think Dylan's Christmas album is weird? You ain't heard nothing yet.

When we first heard that Bob Dylan was going to release a Christmas album this year, we did a spit-take with our eggnog. (OK, we weren't actually drinking eggnog back in August, but you get the idea.) Ol' raspy-voiced, cranky-pants Bob crooning yuletide hymns? Well, tangle us up in red and green.

But in the great pantheon of bizarre and unlikely holiday albums, Dylan's got plenty of competition. Here are our picks for the top 10 weirdest Christmas albums of all time—and yes, Dylan's "Christmas in the Heart" makes the list, along with classic collector's items featuring John Waters, the Everly Brothers, some characters from "Star Wars" and a very young Jon Bon Jovi. Partridge in a pear tree not included.—Andy Hermann, Metromix