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Reviews of the Razzie nominees

January 21, 2009

'Disaster Movie' review

'Disaster Movie' review

Critic's Rating:
0

Sure to ruin your long weekend (and your sense of optimism forever)

In the Name of the King

In the Name of the King

Critic's Rating:
0 1/2

You’d have to see this idiotic movie to believe it, but that doesn’t mean you should

The Happening

The Happening

Critic's Rating:
2

It's scary how (unintentionally) funny this one is

The Hottie and the Nottie

The Hottie and the Nottie

Critic's Rating:
0

A Paris Hilton movie you won’t want to download

The Love Guru

The Love Guru

Critic's Rating:
1

More painful than sitting next to an Austin Powers impersonator during a 12-hour flight

Meet Dave

Meet Dave

Critic's Rating:
3

Surprisingly, Eddie Murphy earns a few hours out of the doghouse

88 Minutes

88 Minutes

Critic's Rating:
0 1/2

Like 'Law and Order: SVU' without all those trained cops and lawyers

'Righteous Kill' review

'Righteous Kill' review

Critic's Rating:
1

OK, Pacino and De Niro, this is getting out of hand

'Max Payne' review

'Max Payne' review

Critic's Rating:
3

A not-bad way to spend a Friday night-if you're under 14

The Eye

The Eye

Critic's Rating:
3

Insert joke about Jessica Alba's inability to see better scripts here

What Happens in Vegas

What Happens in Vegas

Critic's Rating:
2

Just like Vegas, except bland, boring and not fun at all

Fool's Gold

Fool's Gold

Critic's Rating:
2

Only a fool would fall for this one

'My Best Friend's Girl' review

'My Best Friend's Girl' review

Critic's Rating:
1

A romantic comedy that'll make you want to swear off romance

'The Women' review

'The Women' review

Critic's Rating:
2

It's not fair to hold an entire gender accountable for this

Postal

Postal

Critic's Rating:
1

Sometimes bad taste is just bad taste

'Mamma Mia!' review

'Mamma Mia!' review

Critic's Rating:
2 1/2

My, my, it's easy to resist this

War, Inc.

War, Inc.

Critic's Rating:
1 1/2

Everyone loses here

The Wackness

The Wackness

Critic's Rating:
2 1/2

Another less-than-enjoyable tale of people trying to numb the pain

Deal

Deal

Critic's Rating:
1

A card game film for anyone who thought ‘21’ was too sophisticated

'Repo! The Genetic Opera' review

'Repo! The Genetic Opera' review

Critic's Rating:
2 1/2

It takes guts to make a horror musical with Paris Hilton

'The Day the Earth Stood Still' review

'The Day the Earth Stood Still' review

Critic's Rating:
1 1/2

Keanu's most bogus journey in years

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

pick Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

Critic's Rating:
4

More magical than 'Narnia' and more fun than 'Iron Man'

Speed Racer

Speed Racer

Critic's Rating:
3

Get past the visuals and the movie's running on empty

'Star Wars: The Clone Wars' review

'Star Wars: The Clone Wars' review

Critic's Rating:
1

Made exclusively either to sell toys or just get computer game fiends out of the house

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