Stop that sequel!

"Casablanca" (1942)

Bittersweet perfection: Ilsa (Ingrid Bergman) flies off with Victor (Paul Henreid), leaving behind Rick (Humphrey Bogart) to utter the famous line to Captain Renault (Claude Rains), “Louie, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.” Our hero is alone, but the love of his life is safe, and that’s all that matters.

Possible sequel: Poised for a comeback, “Jerry Maguire” star Jonathan Lipnicki plays a long-lost relative of Rick, who returns to Casablanca to learn about his family’s heritage and reopen the bar. Jamie Kennedy co-stars as the craaaaaaazy uncle. Title: “Grandson of Casablanca.”