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A nameless assassin known only as “Number 47” (Timothy Olyphant) carries out elite contract killings for a company known as “The Agency.” When his assignment to assassinate a Russian leader (Ulrich Thomsen) doesn’t end as planned, 47 finds himself being pursued by Interpol agent Mike Whittier (Dougray Scott) and trying to protect beautiful prostitute Nika (Olga Kurylenko).

Big question: Is it possible that one day someone will actually make a great, or even really good, movie based on a videogame?

Skip it: “Hitman” doesn’t really feel like a videogame transferred to film, but it never feels remotely original either. It’s just a routine assassin movie with an incessant score directly ripped off from the “Bourne” franchise (which adds nothing but a consistent reminder of far superior action flicks). Olyphant fares slightly better than he did as the bad guy in “Live Free or Die Hard,” but the narrowly defined lead role does little to showcase his skills.

Catch it: If you think hitmen can’t be gentlemen. After 47 takes Nika out for dinner she tries to seduce him, but he politely declines by shooting her with a tranquilizer. OK, so maybe that’s not the recommended first date etiquette.

Bottom line: A movie so bland it’s hard to believe it was inspired by anything more than a Wikipedia entry on “action thrillers.”

Bonus: Henry Ian Cusick, better known as the Scottish castaway Desmond on “Lost,” tries out a different accent here as the sleazy brother of 47’s Russian target.

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