'College' review

"College" (Credit: MGM)

Three not very popular high school seniors (Drake Bell, Kevin Covais and Andrew Caldwell) visit a nearby college for a weekend of drinking and debauchery.

Skip it: Don't just skip it, avoid it at all costs. The plot, characters and performances are as generic as the title, but by the time the stars are doing body shots off of a pasty, flabby, hairy, naked frat guy you'll be wishing the movie's only offense was blandness. "College" is distinguished by a level of raunch possible only when desperate filmmakers confuse gross out humor with just plain gross. Among the many offenses: used condoms, overflowing toilets, fat guys with erections and former "American Idol" contestant Kevin "Chicken Little" Covais in sexual situations. It's difficult to laugh when you're choking back vomit.

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