'X-Files': The Mulder-Scully hookup

Season one: The down 'n' dirty

Mulder’s sex life: Mulder’s not embarrassed by his love of porn, reading the Adult Video News in front of his partner. He also has many geeky ex-girlfriends, the first of which to show up evokes unexpected jealousy from Scully.

Scully’s sex life: She ditches a boring dinner date to go hunt monsters in New Jersey with Mulder. She also gets hit on by one of the geek gurus known as The Lone Gunmen [pictured] and smartly ignores the overture.

Do they do it?: Not even close, but Scully does show Mulder her behind in the pilot episode when she thinks a pair of mosquito bites match markings she found on a UFO abductee.