Metromix Movie Awards 2007

2007: The year in movies

Worst title: “Code Name: The Cleaner”
Runner-up: “The Seeker: The Dark is Rising”

Most lenient use of the word “movie”: “The Simpsons Movie” [pictured]
It was basically just an elongated episode, but we still liked it.
Runner-up: “Epic Movie” (There was nothing “epic” about it either.)

Best description of the people in the audience: “The Condemned”

Most disappointing three-quel released in May: “Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End,” “Shrek the Third,” “Spider-Man 3” (Take your pick)