Matinee 'Idols'

Kevin Covais, "College"

Idol history: Dubbed “Chicken Little” by fans and foes, Covais was the fifth season’s gangly, unwanted teen. 

Big screen role: Kevin gets a supporting role in the freshman orientation comedy “College,” opening August 29 [that's him on the left], where he will likely alienate former fans with crude humor, drinking and unwarranted sexual situations.

Will he ever win an Oscar? Certainly not, but he might want to ask Guarini if it really is an "honor just to be nominated" for a Razzie.