Hey Hollywood, leave my childhood alone!

"Friday the 13th"

The classic: Camp Crystal Lake has had its share of problems: drowned campers, massacred counselors, and a hockey-masked bloodlusting behemoth named Jason. The Kevin Bacon-co-starring original is also unofficially known as the best movie ever to make out to at slumber parties.

The update: After twenty-nine years and numerous terrible sequels, the Friday the 13th saga has tried everything (yes, that was Jason in space) and long ago lost its shock value. Now the director responsible for the hideous "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" remake has been hired to "reboot" the series. Maybe it’s time to let Jason die, for reals.