Choose or lose: 'Saw V' vs. 'High School Musical 3'

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Saw: The trailer shows Agent Strahm with his head stuck in a TV-shaped box. There may never be a more appropriate time to break out into the robot.

HSM: Choreographed basketball is enough to make even the biggest musical enthusiast cringe. High school sports haven’t been more emasculating since Jesse Metcalfe’s “John Tucker” un-famously donned that thong back in ’06.

Winner: “Saw"