Choose or lose: 'Saw V' vs. 'High School Musical 3'

Best advocate of surgical procedures

Saw: Reluctant amputees never seem to champion the “do it yourself” techniques of Dr. Jigsaw. There’s also the serious drawback of having to watch.

HSM: Plastic surgery isn’t often a wise choice for young actresses already in the public eye—unless, of course, that actress happens to be Ashley Tisdale. Sharpay went from villain to darling underdog when the actress slashed her schnoz.

Winner: “HSM”