The Stench Map

Guy Funk Tests: The Scoop

July 1, 2008

The Stench Map

While inside a smoke-free bar, we selected six random guys for testing to gauge where on their bodies they actually smelled. Our findings were intriguing. But first, some 411 on the tests…

 

Scientific Test Description (time to get out your science dictionary):

Dr. Hirsch from the Smell & Taste Treatment and Research Foundation in Chicago conducted a “headspace analysis test” on participants in the juvenescent nocturnal meeting ground to determine their “malodor levels” and assess somatically derived emanations from the axillae, abdomen, back and scalp.

Layman’s Terms

We tested six brave guys in the bar to see how much they smell on different parts of their bodies. Dr. Hirsch sniffed (ever so scientifically) their underarms, stomach, back and head.

The Results

Where should you spray to stay fresh?

Click on the Stench Map to find out.

The Conclusion

  1. Based on tests of six guys, underarms aren't the only areas of your body that get sweaty and smell. You need to combat odors on your back, chest and abdomen as well.

  2. The next time you're prepping for a night on the town, remind yourself that you need to stay fresh all over - not just under your arms. To ensure that your game isn't over before the night even begins, AXE all-over deodorant bodyspray can help freshen your funky hot spots for the long haul. 

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Funky Results

Funky Results

Funky Results

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Battle B.O. (THE GAME)

Battle B.O. (THE GAME)

Battle B.O. (THE GAME)

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